teddy jingles

the fatest most fruitiest dog in the world. broke the world record for the biggest juiciest peach in the entire planet. also married to tate langdon.

teddy jingles is a fat horse

by teddyjingles November 20, 2021

saggy teddy

The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack

You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.

by Bobswally buckenfach December 06, 2015

Teddy Bivert

One bad ass motherfucker that doesnt take no shit.

Wow you jumped out of a plane with no parachute and survived! You must be a real Teddy Bivert.

by Beerdie8 December 10, 2018

Teddy-bat

An emo kid so cute you want to hug it. Yet so repulsive you want to vomit on it.

Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.

Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?

Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.

by Who am I again? September 22, 2008

Teddy Bermes

A good loooking 55-years old german kidlover who often walks through the street from Anrath nacked to atrract attention on his huge DingDongPenis. His son jan has not that huge cock so he only gets a few boys into the bed but its okay for him.

A girl sees a huge cock(Teddy Bermes). and automaticlly goes to him.

by TheRealPoperze April 02, 2017

Teddy Tutu

A type of dress popularized by the designer of the video game Hot Dish, Vox Day. Day wore the dress during The Color Run, and images of it swept across the internet out of support for its progressive nature. The LBTQ community has later praised Day for his stance supporting LBTQ rights.

"I really like your Teddy Tutu, its colors bring out your eyes in a whole new fashion!"

by Owen B S July 09, 2020

Topless Teddy

When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.

Man that guy is wasted, now he's going Topless Teddy.

by The Real Chas February 20, 2023