A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.
He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!
by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010
Get the Twat Swatter mug.A raging Bitch. She tends to gets knocked up in order to collect child support and live on welfare. She is a cheater. She likes to keep her children away from their father and has a history of dating felons
by FunkyValleyMom December 20, 2014
Get the Twat Nazi mug.When having sex with a woman/girl and her poon dries up because she has had too much to drink but is still coherant causing you to have to reach for substitute forms of lubrication.
Dude!! Me and Sally split a bottle of Jack Daniels and romped so long she got Whisky Twat and I had to use my spit to finish her off....
by Pjrpoacher August 27, 2009
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Get the cunty twat mug.Guy 1: Hey you know what he said to me yesterday?
Guy 2: What!?
Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!
Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat
Guy 2: What!?
Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!
Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat
by Ladiishox October 25, 2009
Get the Uber twat mug.Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!
by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010
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