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the definition of a puddle is where people who are not on substances under 5'8 may drown. people named Dave, Will, David and Tim
ong theres a puddle keep will away from it

we cant go over it we can go under it we have to go through it, but not you will youll drown
by IAMABOVESIXFEET February 20, 2024
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Cuddle Puddle

The pre-ejaculate that leaks out and coagulates on the sheets during spooning and/or foreplay
Todd left a cuddle puddle in my bed last night and now I have to wash all of my sheets.
by LemmyNicole December 15, 2016
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Cuddle Puddle

The pool of sexual juices left after an erotic encounter.
Careful! There's a cuddle puddle over that side of the bed.
by Alpha Pale February 14, 2018
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puddle check

When you check if your girlfriend is wet or aroused
Damn girl, can I puddle check you real quick?”
by Rodneyrooster78 April 30, 2024
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pee puddle

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........
Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!
by BubblyBussingStarbursts September 25, 2021
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Back Puddle

When the person has back dimples and you fuck them from behind in the shower / rain and back puddles form in their back dimples.
Ever seen back puddles while fucking in the shower?

What’s the deepest back puddles you’ve seen?
by Niccceeeeeayyyeee April 2, 2021
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Puddle Jumping

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO FEEDS THEIR METHAMPHETAMINE ADDITION BY JUMPING FROM ONE DOPE THE NEXT.
Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!
by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021
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