the nuggie guard

The one who stands behind the counter of the cafeteria and controls the flow of nuggies throughout the land. Too many; gluttony. Too few; chaos.

The nuggie guard was generous in her gift upon us today. A yield of 7 nuggies is surely enough to get us through the winter.

by tastygreens2 September 07, 2018

Oblivion Guard

Someone that has a 6th sense if you dont crouch while you do something illegal and he will either kill, arrest or let you go if you either give gold, resist arrest or if you let yourself arrested.

Oblivion Guard :
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."

by phytadesk February 02, 2021

baron guard

Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.

Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?

by rabifant August 25, 2014

turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.

The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.

by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017

Doggy Guarding

When someone is guarding something extremely closely

she is doggy guarding the her the door, so no one can enter

by Mutich October 05, 2015

Sadistic Auschwitz Guard

Well then I guess there's no reason to talk to YOU, Jordan. Right. Because you said YOU (Meaning the audience) would be an evil Auschwitz guard and WOULD LIKE IT. Those are your exact words. EVERYONE would be an evil Auschwitz guard. That's what you said. So which is it?

Hym "Are we ALL sadistic Auschwitz guard or do we all HAVE TO agree the sadistic Auschwitz guard is a UNIQUE EVIL that is indefensible? And how is saying the 'You would be an evil Auschwitz guard and you would like it' NOT a defense of evil Auschwitz guard? Because the latter is the exact opposite of what you were saying earlier. It can't be both and it can't be neither. It's either unique to 'evil people' or it could be anyone. That's your Satan, Jordan. And not in the banal miltonian sense. Satan is the nebulous boogeyman that constitutes 'The wrong type of person.' The combat of whom justifies anything and to whom you're allowed to do whatever you want. It's where the conservative pedophile revenge fantasies stem. I am your Satan. You're doimg the same thing that Dr. K was doing when he got side-swiped by Chris Williamson. Self-contradictory statement to detract from the fact that you were WRONG AND A COWARD framed as the structure of reality manifesting itself as your behavior."

by Hym Iam April 19, 2024

sneeze guard

A piece of glass to protect the buffet food

Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.

Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.

Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017

by Toxicale September 08, 2017