Teddy

People named Teddy are not funny people.

Teddy isn’t as funny as Erin.

by not.erin November 24, 2021

Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.

I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023

Teddy

Teddy brewski = beer = Teddy

Bartender , can you pass me a teddy?!

by Joecho July 1, 2017

teddy

teddy is the nickname that my crush call me..but he already rejected me, so i just keep here as memories.

*teddy*
- waalaikumsalam taddy * teddy
- soeyyyy teddyy
- takde la teddy
- goodnight teddyy
- teddy nii
- teddyySee-no-evil monkey
- teddyy
- tedyyyPleading facePleading face
- hahahahahah gudnitee teddyy
- tedyy 10.30 boleh tak teddy
- i appreciate it teddyKissing cat face with closed eyes
- lahhh ingat dah tak bole panggil teddy
- okayy teddy
- - alaaa its okayy laa teddy

by abg hensem & teddy October 5, 2021

Teddie

A kind, down to earth woman. Cares for her partner deeply and sees the good in the world. Has an eye for photography, but is great at most things that she decides to take up as a hobby or profession. Trust is easily broken with Teddie. She often forgives, but easily cuts people out of her life who aren’t willing to work on their own shit. She sees the light in everyone and believes in choosing love over fear. Works her ass off when she’s in love with what she’s doing. And sexy as hell when she wants to be. A+ blowjobs.

Wow, those photos that Teddie took are unreal, I can’t believe she’s my girlfriend. She’s hot AND smart AND creative!

by Guitar Man 69 November 23, 2021

Teddy Bear

A teddy bear can be anything, a bear, duck, frog, dog, frog, kangaroo.

"Give me my teddy bear back!"
"Teddy Bear is in the dictionary."

by #Leonardo The Vinci April 12, 2020

Teddy Beared

Teddy bear zone is when a man is found inside a territory like the friendzone except the girl only talks to him for emotional reasons. This happens when a girl is in need of a best friend and she settles for one too fast. The man and the woman only talk about feeling and such then go on with their lives. This is why it is the teddy bear zone, the girl simply uses the man as a teddy bear to tell her secrets too. It is even harder to escape than the friendzone. Therefore he is teddy beared

Dude, you're so deep in the friendzone you are gona get teddy beared soon

by alex3798 May 28, 2014