The Honey Badger Technique

As your getting ready to eat out a girl you pull out your hidden honey badger and let it work it's magic.
Warning: may cause irreversible damage to a females reproductive organs.

Yea I'm planning on surprising my girl with the honey badger technique tonight.

I spent the night in the hospital with my girlfriend, safe to say she didn't like the honey badger technique.

by Kunmed shmahari March 30, 2018

techie minger

a person who is quite good with computers and other technical things. also rather unattractive, hence the 'minger' part. techie mingers often work in the tech support department of a company, and know far more than is normal about the ins and outs of servers, internet connections, firewalls, etc.

"if you can't get your internet connection to work, ask simon in tech, he's a right techie minger"

by Hels86 May 11, 2006

Techignorati

A person not well-versed in technical lingo and computer saavy.

He could read computers like a book, around him I felt like a total techignorati.

by Piya October 11, 2007

technicolor emo

A guy or girl who is emo AND ACTUALY gay.
rather redundant but can be applied in a serious or joking manner

"Jenny was at the mall on saturday with her girlfriend and they were buying each other dashboard confessional CD's and matching scarves, even though it's summer, wth?"

"I know she's so techinicolor emo."

"Jenny was at the mall on saturday with her girlfriend and they were buying each other dashboard confessional CD's and matching scarves, even though it's summer, wth?"

That makes jenny technicolor emo.

by eventhoughimemo February 28, 2008

technipeasant

really unadvanced technologically

person a: i'm loving this record player

person b: im loving my ipod touch

person a: wha?

person b: omg youre so TECHNIPEASANT

by jayayewhy March 8, 2008

Techlie

When a device you operate for others' profit pretends it's human.

An ATM or gas pump that ends your transaction with the message "It's been a pleasure to serve you" that's a techlie.

by Graycard May 10, 2008

Technize

To listen to techno while grinding in mmorpg's.

He's been technized for 3 days straight grinding mobs!

by Charles111111 September 10, 2009