Taking 10

An act of self pleasuring or masturbation which occurs during an interval of time never exceeding 10 minutes. The key to success is having a paper towel and an empty dorm room.

TJ: I'm gonna go take 10 i'll be back soon.
Pete: I stopped taking 10 a while ago now i'm up to 35.

by Travastar June 27, 2009

Talking Gus

To be talking utter shit.

"I got scouted by Man United once"
"Shut up your clearly talking gus again"

by Steve Crow May 9, 2007

Talking Pony

When a person is talking absolute and utter annoying nonsense at you, and you can’t get away.

What did he say to you?
Ah nothing he was talking pony.

by b77 March 30, 2015

Taking old one eye to the optometrist

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

by Dano69 November 14, 2006

Talking Wet

When someone is talking nonsense

No Sarah-Dimmer you are so talking wet

by Louey Willi November 30, 2017

taking carrie to the prom

A more vivid way of telling someone that you're menstruating.

I wish I had been born with a penis.

by Asspirate November 7, 2004

Taking Back Sunday

The act in which one, once again, seizes Sunday

"Hey, Buddy. There is another Crusade upon us!" "And what will that be?" "Taking back Sunday!"

by tax0r March 6, 2005