mama tried

When your mom tried to raise you like a lady and dress you cute and do your hair but you cuss like a sailor, beat up the boys, can spit loogies, And out ride them all in the trails. Daddy was a road construction worker and mama ran the local beauty shop; mama tried-but that girl got her vocabulary from the grease monkeys in the garage.

She was one of the prettiest girls in town but that mouth on her came from her daddy; mama tried.

by Feralbarbie June 6, 2024

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If I tried

We'll never know! Because I didn't have to!

Hym "We'll never know what would have happened if I tried because I'm just not going to! I'm going to wait for you to do what you're inevitably going to do and then I'm going to tell you all to go fuck yourselves! To your face! I'm going to get on them fucking podcasts and you're going to have to actually defend what you're doing to my face, in front of your audience! Or I'll kill a kid!"

by Hym Iam June 20, 2024

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...They Tried To Lace Me Psychosomatically To Death...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

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If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

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Tri

Like Bi (sexual) Tri (sexual) is someone who likes girls and trans girls only

Im Tri bro! Im straight but I like ass play and trans girls but im not attracted to dudes

by JyahC September 5, 2023

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Tri Curious

A person that has a dog with four legs and would like to see MANY dogs with three legs in one location.

I am interested in attending a large gathering of Three Legged Dogs at the park, but my dog has four legs. May I attend this pawty? Yes, its ok to be Tri Curious!

by Tri Paw Panny July 17, 2023

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