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homie hookup

Although Anthbropologists have observed such brohavior as early as the Broman Empire, the homie hookup is a relatively new classibrocation of brolationship categorized by 2 (or more)bros who engage in one-time or temporary sexual brolations, without any brommitments or dating arrangements.
These brolationships are often temporary, less they blossom into a full on bromance.
Typically initiated by the alpha bro towards a bro of mid to low brocial status in the brocial dominance broarchy.
Currently illegal in the Broviet Union, yet bros have brolitical heavyweights such as Brobama, Bro Biden, Brope Francis strongly defending the rights of bros at home and aBroad.

add it to your brocabulary.

"If ye bro asketh ye for a blow, do not give him a snake. That's selfish. Blow and ye shall be blowed ten times over"
-the bible

"When yo bro aks annova bro u kno for him to be him ho"
-A wise old bro from whence we do not know

For female bros see breast friends
for related terms see also:

Broner,
Broletariat vs. the Brogeoisie,
Broseidon lord of the Broceon,
Brozilla Firefox,
Brocoin,
Bro Pain, Bro Gain,
My Chemical Bromance,
The fine State of Brohio,
Benificial Brobiotics,
"Us bros take an annual broad trip in the subroru crossbrover every Febroary, and you know when the brotents go up and the brotanks come off there’s no telling what kinda homie hookups might go down in brotown”
by anarchocapy March 13, 2018
mugGet the homie hookupmug.

Jugalo Homie

Term derived from the musical group ICP. Meant to express mad love and comradery between any two people. A closer friend than a regular "Homie"
by Ho Fosho June 22, 2006
mugGet the Jugalo Homiemug.

homie humper

....................HOMIE HUMPER!!!!
by kbabe342 May 18, 2007
mugGet the homie humpermug.

da homie

Usually a female friend that is close to the rest of the gang but is there cause she is to be fucked on
Chill bro that’s da homie
by Kamiri October 22, 2019
mugGet the da homiemug.

homie hoe

A girl that has been with a group of guys that are close friends
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen that girl dating Josh?
Guy 2: That's homie hoe, yeah I was just with her last month.
Guy 1: She's running through our crew.
by the realest dude alive March 26, 2011
mugGet the homie hoemug.

Down Homie

A friend who is with you through thick and thin. "Down" refers to the act of being there matter what. "Homie" is short for another slang, "Homeboy."
He'll take a bullet for me, a down homie.
by shaguru October 24, 2011
mugGet the Down Homiemug.

Homie Dome

Refers to the "dome" shape your "homie" makes with his/her hands around your smoking utensil in order to block the wind while you light up.
Homie #1: "Yo cholo can I get a homie dome real quick? It's windy as a fucking wind storm out here"
Homie #2: "Yee, no problem ninja"
by Sir Tokes-Alot January 26, 2012
mugGet the Homie Domemug.

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