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Rolling Stone

A magazine that was once about music and (politically correct left-wing) politics, but is now little more than a periodical of adult fan fiction for music journalists who have a crush on reactionary crybaby and sometimes rapper Kanye West.

When they're not depicting him as Jesus, they're calling him a genius who is operating on a completely different level to us Philistines who don't happen to believe that the US Government created the AIDS virus.
I just picked up the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, but all it is was a bunch of nude drawings of Kanye West. It did come with a free magnifying glass, though.
by Peter_File_1969 December 15, 2011
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love stoned

So much in love that you give the impression of being stoned.
Such as giggling uncontrollably and or dazed/dreamy
Girl:hey...

Dood: *LOL*

or

Girl:Hey...

Dood:wah..?

Dood2:hey man, you must be love stoned or sumthin?
by wesley dye October 12, 2007
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Sorcerer stoned

oh dude, we ran an HP marathon and got sorcerer stoned and soooo frikkin high!
by chitsb August 18, 2011
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CeCe Stone

Older porn actor-to-actress (transsexual) who has been featured in a few porno videos.
A lot of guys get turned on by watching pornos with CeCe Stone and other older transsexual porn stars.
by The N-Work September 30, 2009
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John Stones

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.
Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!
by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021
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Shiver-stone

When you are too cold to move. Frozen in place like a stone, but shivering cold.
I could hardly sleep last night, it was so cold I turned into a shiver-stone.
by Knight who says ni November 26, 2015
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stone up

To behave boldly. To act like a man and rise to a challenge
Seat 7: Come on, if you straddle this bet, I'll blind raise $15.
Seat 6: I don't straddle, besides, $15 is too small.
Seat 7: Well what do you want?
Seat 6: Stone up and bet $50
by Table 14 Seat 6 May 15, 2018
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