spider style

When someone is pooping and somebody sits on their lap and poops in the gap between the lower participant's legs.

Don't go in there, Charlie and his GF had chipotle for lunch and they're taking a dump spider style.

by Spiderstyle March 22, 2014

Spider Karate

The chopping motions made with your outstretched arms when going out in the back garden during autumn, in order to avoid walking into any spider webs spun across the path overnight.

I forgot to do my Spider Karate when I went out to hang the washing this morning and ended up with a face full of web

by Cheery Chicken September 28, 2009

Huntsman Spider

Chill dudes that wanna have a good time.

The Huntsman Spider acts like a regular human, they'll hurt you if threatened.

by RGalt March 25, 2020

cord spiders

When one stretches out a telephone cord so that the spirals in the cord get stuck in an elongated position causing the cord to get tangled often. These bunches of tangles that increase difficulty of moving far from the base of the telephone are called cord spiders.

I can't reach the end of the hallway while holding the phone because of these blasted cord spiders!

by Shelly Paul April 15, 2006

Spider Kid

The kid at your high school who is just really "special". There isnt an actual definition but you know they are one when you see one. Symptoms include having a self charm (mainly to nerds), interest in weird things, and not taking showers and having a lisp. A good example would be Dustin from Stranger Things.

Jason has a weird Spider Kid friend. His name is Aaron and he has a lisp and is really into chess. I also think that he has never taken a shower in his life or at least he smells that way.

by sgduysagedy29 September 28, 2018

spider nigga

a black guy who was bit by a radioactive thot instead of shooting webs he shootes niggas

Hey look its spider nigga and he is spinning the block

by jhony ate the sock December 16, 2021

Clock Spider

Clock Spider: (n) 1. A large spider found benieth a clock in a home.
2. Big ass spider living in Cambodia 3. Future ruler of the earth and all life forms living upon it

1. Oh God, put the clock down! There's a Clock Spider living benieth it!
2. The staple diet of a Cambodian hobo is the Clock Spider.
3. Hail the Clock Spider for there is only one.

by Sailor Aeris of 404 August 23, 2003