i was taking a video of my cat in the shower, and almost showed my johnson, close fig slip.
i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.
i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.
by Tethax August 5, 2014
Get the fig slipmug. *at a family reunion*
Aunt: I beg to differ
You: then beg
Aunt: what was that?
You: just a Pavlovian slip
Aunt: I beg to differ
You: then beg
Aunt: what was that?
You: just a Pavlovian slip
by Oceancoombs December 19, 2019
Get the pavlovian slipmug. Daniel: I haven't heard you sing.
Sofia: That's good.
Daniel: :D
Daniel: *D:
Daniel: Excuse my Duerfian Slip. I do really want to hear you sing.
Sofia: That's good.
Daniel: :D
Daniel: *D:
Daniel: Excuse my Duerfian Slip. I do really want to hear you sing.
by AmmaNazi May 23, 2013
Get the Duerfian Slipmug. Blue Slip: You see, folks, it's corporate jargon for when your job's on the rocks but hasn't quite hit the unemployment iceberg yet. It's like telling your significant other, 'We're on a break,' but you're still sharing the same bed. You'll be at the office, but it's more like a bad one-night stand you can't escape. In the grand comedy of life, the blue slip is that awkward punchline that leaves you wondering, 'Is this a joke, or am I the punchline?'"
"Blue Slip: It's like when your boss wants to break up with you, but they're not ready to commit to the 'we're over' text just yet. It's the awkward in-between, where you're still on the company payroll, but your desk chair suddenly feels a lot colder. You'll be attending meetings, but it's more like a support group for the soon-to-be jobless. Remember, a blue slip is just a pink slip in denial, and your career's on life support!"
Blue Slip, man, you know what I'm sayin'? It's like when your boss hands you that blue piece of paper, and you're sittin' there goin', 'Hold up, am I still employed, or am I in a time-out?' It's that limbo between job security and job insecurity, Joe Rogan. You're showin' up to work, but it's like a sitcom where you're the only one not laughin', and the boss is the straight-faced villain. Blue slip, it's the corporate version of 'I'm not mad, just disappointed,' bro."
"Blue Slip: It's like when your boss wants to break up with you, but they're not ready to commit to the 'we're over' text just yet. It's the awkward in-between, where you're still on the company payroll, but your desk chair suddenly feels a lot colder. You'll be attending meetings, but it's more like a support group for the soon-to-be jobless. Remember, a blue slip is just a pink slip in denial, and your career's on life support!"
Blue Slip, man, you know what I'm sayin'? It's like when your boss hands you that blue piece of paper, and you're sittin' there goin', 'Hold up, am I still employed, or am I in a time-out?' It's that limbo between job security and job insecurity, Joe Rogan. You're showin' up to work, but it's like a sitcom where you're the only one not laughin', and the boss is the straight-faced villain. Blue slip, it's the corporate version of 'I'm not mad, just disappointed,' bro."
Example 1:
**David**: "Mike, can we chat for a moment?"
**Mike**: "Sure, boss, what's up?"
**David**: "Well, Mike, I've been noticing some performance issues lately. So, consider this your blue slip. You're not fired yet, but you've got some work to do."
**Mike**: "Got it, David. I'll step up my game."
Example 2:
**David**: "Hey, Mike, got a minute?"
**Mike**: "Yeah, what's on your mind, boss?"
**David**: "Look, Mike, your recent slip-ups haven't gone unnoticed. This is your blue slip - a warning shot across the bow. Get it together, or that pink slip won't be far behind."
**Mike**: "I appreciate the heads up, David. I'll make the necessary changes."
**David**: "Mike, can we chat for a moment?"
**Mike**: "Sure, boss, what's up?"
**David**: "Well, Mike, I've been noticing some performance issues lately. So, consider this your blue slip. You're not fired yet, but you've got some work to do."
**Mike**: "Got it, David. I'll step up my game."
Example 2:
**David**: "Hey, Mike, got a minute?"
**Mike**: "Yeah, what's on your mind, boss?"
**David**: "Look, Mike, your recent slip-ups haven't gone unnoticed. This is your blue slip - a warning shot across the bow. Get it together, or that pink slip won't be far behind."
**Mike**: "I appreciate the heads up, David. I'll make the necessary changes."
by Raul Mondessi September 14, 2023
Get the blue slipmug. The act of your dick unintentionally falling out of the front flap in your underwear. NOT to be confused with the more ambiguous dick slip
Brad: Ow, fuck! Yo Chad, wait up!
Chad: What’s wrong bro, can’t keep up?
Brad: Nah bro, I had a zip slip!
Chad: Ouch, man! Hope you didn’t chafe against the zipper too bad!
Brad: All good, dude. This one was far from my worst.
Chad: What’s wrong bro, can’t keep up?
Brad: Nah bro, I had a zip slip!
Chad: Ouch, man! Hope you didn’t chafe against the zipper too bad!
Brad: All good, dude. This one was far from my worst.
by SquirrelFkr April 30, 2021
Get the Zip slipmug. There I was getting ready to sit down and watch tv when I smelled something horrible and saw my friend walking out of the house. I realized he did a slip and dip.
by KineticRKtect September 27, 2015
Get the Slip and dipmug. A drinking game combining a slip n slide and flip cup in a wildly entertaining competition of college drinking.
by Casadyday July 3, 2015
Get the Slip Cupmug.