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by BernieSanders4Prez June 11, 2020
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shit

a poop or a word o tell your friend that they are shit at something or shitty, the shit comes out of your asshole too and for example(you are shit at reading so you looked up this dictionary) or (you are shit at making jokes so you would have to put this in reddit)
gordon ramsy:"this taste like shit, how do you even cook this"

the guy:"so you have ate dog shit before"
by destroyeroffline November 5, 2020
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shit

shit.
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shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.
Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019
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shit

a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.
Jimmy: aw man i am constipated

Katrina:go take a shit
Jimmy:alright
by XePoison February 26, 2018
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The shit

To be the shit, one must hold the door open for others when given the opportunity.
by Himynameisdp May 11, 2016
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shit

n. Secretion(s) of Human Intestinal Trash

v. Secreting Human Intestinal Trash

adj. Comparable to SHIT (noun) in literal or abstract quality (synonymous with shitty)
I SHIT (v.) a SHIT (adj.) SHIT (n.) last night.
by SpaghettiMan November 17, 2018
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