Happy Saturday

When someone comes in your mouth and you spit it in their hair and rub it around.

"I was with Bella last night and she totally gave me a Happy Saturday"

"Nice bro"

by PicklePicker69 December 17, 2021

squirt saturday

Squirt Saturday is the increased likelihood of squirting on Saturdays relative to other weekdays.

We’re going out on Squirt Saturday, it’s about to be a movie.

by xxpussy360xx March 2, 2024

Sandwich Saturday

every Saturday Californian man#1391 will make funny memes of himself to "Sandwichify" random people in Roblox Studio

Discord user: @Californian man what is sandwich saturday
Californian man: a day where i post funny sandwich man memes or sandwichify someone

by Californian Man February 21, 2021

Saturday Night Anderson

A trophy lay. An attractive male that looks good in bed and at breakfast.

I'm not looking for a relationship, just a reliable Saturday Night Anderson.

by Dev & Sara January 18, 2009

Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019

saturday night magic

The one black guy at a party.

Have you seen the saturday night magic over there?

by ReversedOblivion August 24, 2016

Saturday Car

The feeling of a little car sickness mixed with the sun beating through the window making you really warm as you are a passenger a car traveling to a destination that you do not want to go to. This feeling typically presents itself during Saturday errands with your Mom when you are in the backseat of the car and would rather be dead than running errands with your Mom.

I had total Saturday Car on the way to Great Aunt Ellen's house.

by Kay Star January 29, 2009