Salty Phish

A handsome man (who can't really sing)

He's like Salty Phish, he's so handsome

by FridayThe69 June 21, 2019

sounding salty

When the tone of your voice inadvertently comes across in a harsh and/or offensive manner.

Jeremy said to ABY "Maybe you can get something done around the house for once"

ABY says "sounding salty mi otro"

by lunchboxninethousand March 27, 2015

salty suprise

a sudden wave of cum into the mouth

she gave me a salty suprise

by dindin56 September 29, 2015

salty handjob

actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation

Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK

by what is the LD50 of memes April 8, 2017

Salty Harmonica

Salty harmonica is when a girl explodes with a thunderous queef while you're eating her out!

Sean was tongue punching Katie's baby box in the back of an EK hatch when she gave him a salty harmonica!

by It's a Seattle band February 14, 2018

salty season

The period of time that goes by as 4 sweaty guys in a garage wait for the weekend to arrive.

Oh fuck salty season starts tomorrow doesn't it...

by CremeDeLaMeme April 29, 2022

Salty Eel

The act of fucking someone so fucking hard that the condom is lodged between the girls anal valves

Bro I fucked Britney so hard I salty eeled her!

by Jaqwin March 12, 2015