After telling a woman you love her to get her into bed, you invite her to your house for a traditional German dinner the next day. When she arrives at the door, you answer dressed as a level 64 lawful good paladin and deny her entry because she does not meet the Article III standard. As she begins to cry, you console her by saying, “its ok baby you meet the Article LXIX (69) standard” and point to the back of the 89’ Volvo station wagon parked in your driveway.
Sally's eyes welled with tears as she turned to look at the Blue Volvo station wagon parked in Ralph's driveway. "Not Again," she whispered to herself, "this is the last time i'm going to be a victim of a Rehnquist's revenge!"
by Tim Clayton December 24, 2008
Get the Rehnquist's revengemug. On November 28th after Beat a Furry Day, all furries are allowed to k!ll the ones that murdered the furries and the humans cannot fight back.
by KylomaskGamer November 27, 2022
Get the Furry revenge daymug. Upon realization that an angry dragon has been performed, the "dragon" beguiles her inner fire and lets the guy have sex with her at a later time. When he is close to climax, she strokes his shaft as if trying to tease him and slow things down - to make his anticipation grow. When he is dying to get back inside, she releases her rage and grabs his penis tightly in both hands (if possible - if not one will probably do) and swiftly breaks his penis in half like you would a twig. A loud popping sound will ensue, following immediate flaccidity and confusion. Act fast and palm thrust his nose. He will look quite like an impotent angry dragon. Leave quickly.
Last week Edward gave Shelly an angry dragon. Last night, we knew the angry dragon had exacted her revenge because we saw Shelly giggling and running away from his apartment as the EMT's were arriving at his door. Edward, with his penis in a splint, appeared to be breathing fire. The Angry Dragon's Revenge was successful.
by Nutcracka January 6, 2010
Get the Angry Dragon's Revengemug. catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving
by smokey 3d April 7, 2009
Get the ultimate titturds revengemug. The act of a person taking revenge against someone by harassing that individual or embarrassing that individual while he/she is working in a service job
There was this loser I knew in high school. I wanted to get even with him for the things he did to me many years ago. I knew which restaurant he worked at so I took service job revenge against him by asking the waitress the exact time and day that he worked. Once she told me the exact time and day that he worked, I came in at that exact time and day that she told me and sat down. The loser had to serve me! He must have felt really embarrassed!
by funny fellas January 13, 2014
Get the service job revengemug. April 25th is a day when the girls can get back for “national rape day” so girls let the purge begin 😎
by Sophiemclaughlin20 April 21, 2021
Get the National revenge daymug. Derived from Taylor Swift’s “better than revenge” from her 3rd studio album “Speak Now” you can be the most feminist person but when Better than revenge comes on it will bring out the internet misogyny
by JangLOVE July 23, 2023
Get the better than revengemug.