Pretzel bros

While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel

Oh no did our dicks just touch I think we might be pretzel Brose

by Klcook May 30, 2022

Not a pretzel

When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther

He pushed my leg up far while having sex and I said I'm not a pretzel and he pushed it up farther

by Kochst087 November 20, 2020

Pretzeled

A Valentine’s Day word to spread love all across the world towards people who might feel sad or unloved.

Rose: “Amy was pretzeled the other day!”
Ben: “Pretzeled? What’s that?”
Rose: “It’s when you send love to someone for Valentine’s Day, so no one feels lonely”

by Heartpretzel February 14, 2023

pretzel fight

six men intertwining their penises

hey man, wanna have a pretzel fight with the bros?

sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised

by slay.xyr December 18, 2021

Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.

First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.

by 5ft6 April 5, 2021