When you spend money that you think you won in a bet before the wager is actually over. In some cases could result in you being down more money then when you first made the bet.
" Man I am premature ejacuspending the money that I bet on the superbowl"
-"What if the Steelers dont win"
-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"
-"What if the Steelers dont win"
-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"
by javy06 February 25, 2011
Get the Premature Ejacuspendingmug. by Gone_Adulting December 10, 2016
Get the Prematurely Emojulatemug. When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.
Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”
Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”
Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022
Get the Premature Rejaculationmug. A medical condition.
People suffering from this condition start laughing before the completing a joke.
People suffering from this condition start laughing before the completing a joke.
Johny has a good stock of jokes and funny anecdotes to tell, but he suffers from premature hehejaculation.
by KulMan October 23, 2022
Get the premature hehejaculationmug. When the overanxious 76ers drop the confetti before they have actually won their first game of the second round of the playoffs.
by Jimmy from the Ville June 2, 2018
Get the premature ejacufettimug. Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.
Dude, I totally jinxed the Toronto Maple Leafs by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!
by AverageMan December 8, 2013
Get the Premature Articulationmug. When you type out a text, didn't proofread it, thought it said the right thing and hit send only to find out it's all jacked up and auto correct f***ed you. This is when you realize you just had a premature etextulation!
by Smurph69 July 21, 2014
Get the Premature etextulationmug.