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Man i hate patrick
Patrick by threebigguys December 1, 2021
Patrick is the definition of a perfect friend. They are the cutest people you will ever meet and always funny and kind. Patrick has the most gorgeous eyes and eyelashes known to earth, I mean everyone should be envious. Patrick is shy at first when meeting him but after getting to know him, he's the sweetest guy. Patrick's have the most adorable laugh and smile. Their smiles could light up a whole room.
Boy 1 (lets call him Indiana): I wish I was like him
Girl 1 (Let's call her Ella): I mean duh, he's a Patrick
Patrick by @nonymous_;) December 6, 2021
Here comes Patrick look at that nose he could smell buttpussy from a mile away
Patrick by DoctorDickRespect December 29, 2021
Jimmy: Wow Patrick, you're very cool

Patrick: Piss off

Jimmy: Okay! You're so cool :)
Patrick by Epic_gamer_UwU January 4, 2022
The Sexiest person you'll ever meet
Man: Is Patrick sexy?
Woman: Yes.
Patrick by TacoCat17 January 10, 2022
Master simp, one who will spend all his money on a possible mate. But will always fail. Overweight, short, and usually autistic. The only positive thing about them is he REALLY LOVES MEAT.
Wait you spent that much on her.... what a Patrick.
Patrick by Dubsack69 January 11, 2022