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Otitis Phonia 

Inflammation (swelling) of the inner ear after phone sex with a diseased hooker of skank. Often resulting in 3-5 days after a phone sex encounter. A form of std, but contracted over the phone.
Man I called that 1-900 number a few days ago and got some nasty hooker on the phone, now my ear is sore and having discharge. I got Otitis Phonia fo sho dog!
Otitis Phonia by donkeypunchmedic October 2, 2011

jackie-phobic 

Jackie-phobic means you are afraid of jackie's or offending them smh smh
someone : Imagine not being jackie
Jackie: Thats jackie-phobic smh smh
jackie-phobic by jackieducky December 14, 2021

claire phobic 

eating some girl in your class named claire
p1: *eats dogtreats and claire*
p2:THATS CLAIRE PHOBIC!!!!!
claire phobic by KenneyIsNotOak December 31, 2021

Brayden Phobic 

Brayden phobia , racist white mf lol !!! i hate this
omg, brayden is racist i’m so brayden phobic
Brayden Phobic by dogl0v3r4772 March 10, 2022

Phobihomic 

Phobihomic is the opposite of homophobic. It is when a gay/lesbian person doesn't believe in heterosexuality and thinks it's wrong.
Joe- "Hey man are you going to steiv's party on friday?"
Josh- "No way man! That guys is so Phobihomic!"

Lightbulb-a-phobic 

Someone who has a phobia of lightbulbs.
*Someone walks into room. Lightbulb flashes on and off.*

"Oh my holy God! A-a-a... LIGHTBULB!"

*Screams and runs out of room, to the nearest Doctor*

Doctor: I am sorry to say that you have a severe case of lightbulb-a-phobia. You are Lightbulb-a-phobic positive.
Lightbulb-a-phobic by TickleyBears September 24, 2009