The three stages of life

stage 1: birth

stage 2:......WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

stage 3:death

Tod: these are the three stages of life *explains*

Jack: oh so that explains it

by MOBILEXPLAINZ February 3, 2022

Stage Left Cunts

the divas who dance and fool around backstage during rehearsal in the stage left wing

AKA: SLC

friend: *twerking on set pieces backstage to the beat of the music*

me: omg girl ur literally one of the stage left cunts now

by yfih14 September 17, 2025

Stage Bugs

A bad comedian or shitty solo comedy act

"Man, none of these guys are funny, just a bunch of stage bugs tonight."

by Hyonkity July 27, 2020

The pizza stage

When a boy asks a girl to share a pizza it means he wants to elevate it to a new level

Hey jenny wanna share a pizza,

Yay we are in the pizza stage

by bobbyli May 6, 2014

Homeless Invasion: Stage II

When you've defeated the homeless people invading your house and more strong homeless people invade your house

Alex: Yo, can I come over yet?
Tony: No. I got to prepare for the Homeless Invasion: Stage II
Alex: Bro what are you talking about?

by Mr. RL May 20, 2022

grope stage

n. The boring preliminary portion of a sexual encounter at a football tournament.

.............................

Hey Bruce! How'd you do with that posh shiela at the Wales-USA match? Tuck your wombat in her pouch?

Just setting things up for next week. Don't want to risk an injury during the grope stage.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

horse stage

A stage every women goes through where they absolutely love horses! Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "

Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "

by TrainingWheelsChuck January 19, 2015