Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.
Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.
by Shootermacgavin January 28, 2018
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Mullet cunt

Someone with a mullet who is a piece of shit to everyone and everything, zero respect for piers and will say there way of doing something is better. Mullet cunt
Stop being a mullet cunt.

Why are you such a mullet cunt.
by BLOCKQFLAT8 October 10, 2023
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Mullet Man

A white redneck wannabe with a mullet, generally an alcoholic who enjoys a good time
Larrett: Gahd motha fuckin damn JT that’s gotta me the best looking gahdamn hair cut I ever did see
JT: I am Mullet Man
Larret: Incoherent southern slurred speech* gahdamn Mullet Main
by PogManTommy April 09, 2021
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rusty mullet

When you pat the vaginal mound in a business like fashion while simultaneously performing enthusiastic analingus.
We were doing the rusty mullet, you know, business in the front, party in the rear.
by Carisatgewise August 30, 2015
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Playoff Mullet

Similar to the NHL Playoff Beard, but Patrick Kane of the Chicago Blackhawks recreated the tradition into a Playoff Mullet.

Business in the front, party in the back.
Patrick Kane is too cool for a Playoff Beard, so he grew a Playoff Mullet and won the Stanley Cup.
by Left Winger March 20, 2011
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sex mullet

Adjective. Formal wear worn by a woman who is looking to conceal her naked body by wearing only a sport coat, while laying in bed waiting for her partner to join. A Sex Mullet is like a mullet haircut, business on the top, party on the bottom. Could be considered a form of lingerie in business districts or political settings.
I new I was in for a good time when I found my wife wearing a Sex Mullet.

I haven’t been to the gym all week, so I’ll just wear my sexiest Sex Mullet

Found a great sports coat today. It’ll make a great Sex Mullet
by Plkellyak February 27, 2018
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