Michael

An ultimate warrior or bold individual who is capable of heroic deeds or is known for as well as being highly principled and is liked by many. Michael is a fearless individual who also encourages others to be strong and fight their battles.

Michael did as he said he would, as any man of his word.

by AllAgainstPaul February 28, 2019

Michael

Michael, someone who is a total bro but also the one to get friend zoned because of his "too kind" personality . His vocabulary consists of "Yont!!" "Brother" and one can usually find him giving his "brothers" a "dap" and bro hug. Michael is genuinely a friend to all and makes you feel like the highlight of his day. Michael is a great friend who is highly regarded for his high sense of integrity and kindness.

"Wow! what a Michael."

by cmk0062 December 2, 2018

michael

An idiot that will hurt you more than you thought was possible

Wow! Michael is an fucking idiot

by natural.nutella December 11, 2018

michael

has a nice good dick and is ready to please kieran

hey kieran u want some michael in your life?

by i<3uKieran March 14, 2017

Michael

(n.) A complex yet amazing person; every time he walks in a room, he breaks necks. One that is both beautifully insane and insanely beautiful. Smoother than anything he's allergic to, which is nuts; no pun intended. A notable person that will take your breath away.

(v.) To use proper grammar in text messages; to have arms.

Aww man, I just got Michael'd.

by me11is February 17, 2019

Michael

He's just Rawr XD, you know sooooo uwu, kinda likes to nuzzle and pounce on you. Bit of an ohtaku/weeb. Still would fuck cause he got a GIANT DICK.

Person 1: Rawr XD
Pearson 2: Such a Michael

by Mr_Squares August 22, 2019

Michael

Often pretends to be disabled to get attention or into bed with men and/or authority figures. Addicted to candy and porn...sometimes together. Steals books from the church library and takes money from the homeless. He will do anything to get ahead including auctioning off his virginity on ebay. He likes to show off his food slicing skills to (unsuccessfully) compensate for his tiny manhood.

Another word for a compulsive liar, foot fungus brought on by an STD, cheater, male prostitute, and child rapist. "I'm sorry I cheated, but what do you expect, I am a Michael!"

by Le Corbustier. August 26, 2010