mermaid stuff

Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.

"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"

by Viksin April 25, 2016

Mermble

A murmuring mumble to someone.

Cat: Hey Billy, you want to play catch the knife.
Billy: 'mermbleing'.
Cat: sorry Billy, but I cant hear you over your crippling depression.
Billy: I said FUCK YOU.
Cat: Well... I would like too, but i just don't care enough to.

by WileyN14 November 3, 2016

mermalopia

a collection of beautiful things

i called my spotify playlist of shazamed songs mermalopia because its songs that caught my attention through their vibes

by princessfatpye December 12, 2016

Memmed

a. The guy who is trash a basketball and will do anything for a rematch
b. The guy who thinks about porn but doesn't watch

i.e.

a. I'm playing like Memmed today.
b. Stop moaning your like Memmed.

by YEE_MASTER_88 April 11, 2017

merkmaid man

A teenage male playing Call Of Duty while high as fuck and drinking Kool-Aid

Yo MerkMaid Man, let's go smoke another bowl!

by Dankmeemees May 20, 2017

Mermit

A mermaid that is neither male or female. Its pronoun is they/them.

Man 1: Dude I thought we were gonna smash but they did not identify as a mermaid or even a merman.
Man 2: Damn those mermits.

by allthenamesaretakenistaken May 26, 2017

mermellow

A common miss-spell of "Marmellow" Marmellow means a fat, chubby, non intelligent being who is often named

"Dylan"

Man that guy is a Dylan
Mermellow

by rafial23 May 30, 2017