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Mental Money

Similar to having peace of mind, but enough of which that a mental "currency" can be applied to give the degree of peace a value.
Cari: "I work on Monday, so I'll make a ton of money!"
Jake: "Yea, but I don't work and get to sit at home. So I'll be making more mental money doing nothing."
by Arrjay816 October 17, 2015
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mental squat

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.
My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam
by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015
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mental for oriental

person 1 - "I only like Asian woman."
person 2 - "You’re mental for oriental."
by Justin R.😉 July 29, 2013
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Mentally Redneck

Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.
Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.
by Sramazan October 9, 2015
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Mental Avalanche

~ When you talk about anything in which people have no comprehension nor conceptional ideal on what you are talking about, because of the intellectual or educational experiences above their own.
"Bobby, do you know about Neurotheology, and how one might suggest that god and the universe act similarly to that of a brain cell?"

Bobby- "Man, slow down, god has nothing to do with your science."

Mr. "X"- " Why Bobby, You Are so cool: It's like you've been hit by a mental avalanche, and didn't know it."
by Faran the Grey January 27, 2011
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Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.
No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.
by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014
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Mental Rort

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.
This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.
by AusTetris August 8, 2021
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