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workplace mullet

In the age of COVID19, many people are working online and using video conferencing apps. When a person dresses in work clothes from the waist up and doesn't pay attention to what they're wearing below the waist because it can't be seen on video, they're wearing a workplace mullet.
Today on our online staff meeting, I wore a workplace mullet. No one knew I had my pajama bottoms on!
by Author_Dad_Curious April 1, 2020
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Mullet Wazompski

The Love child of Sully and Mike Wazowski. He has a Mullet
"Did you see Mullet Wazompski over there?"
"Yeah, he's so cool!"
by Romcyclator May 25, 2021
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Mullet cunt

Someone with a mullet who is a piece of shit to everyone and everything, zero respect for piers and will say there way of doing something is better. Mullet cunt
Stop being a mullet cunt.

Why are you such a mullet cunt.
by BLOCKQFLAT8 October 10, 2023
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caribbean mullet

A caribbean mullet is combed in the front, braided only on the back.
by benscotticus December 26, 2013
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Chin-mullet

Beard, in particular the large, bushy, carefully groomed and shaped beard favoured by hipsters a few years ago. Now unfortunately taking the place of the mullet as the most ridiculed fashion accessory.
Hey! Look at that guys beard!
Oh yeah the chin-mullet is strong in this one!
by Blak Hoody November 29, 2017
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Maria-Mullet

A female with a mullet that believes it looks good and is in style.
The police chief will be in later to perm her Maria-Mullet .
by Soldier309 July 5, 2016
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Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.
Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.
by Shootermacgavin January 29, 2018
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