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Minnesota

The 4th coldest state in the United States. They brag about being the coldest but aren’t even in the top 3.
Person 1: Hey I hear he’s from Minnesota!

Person 2: That hot ass desert? NO WAY!!!!!!
by TheBesy878 September 16, 2020
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minnesota mild

The lowest level of spiciness feasible.
"Excuse me sir, this mayonnaise is too spicy, please make it Minnesota Mild."
by Whiskybiscuit1922 October 9, 2017
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minnesota bulldog

When you're performing anal sex and when you're about to bust a nut, you shove your ballsack into her pussy.
I gave that bitch a Minnesota Bulldog last night... she wasn't too happy about it.
by I goatse you November 14, 2017
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Minnesota Snow Angel

The sexual act of dry humping your partner on a toboggan speeding downhill. It is also tradition to wear costumes from the Disney movie "Frozen" while performing this act. Make sure to bring appropriate safety gear in case of sledding accidents.
Me and Kathy snuck out during our High School Reunion to make a Minnesota Snow Angel! You betcha it was a blast!
by CakeBakeConnor January 10, 2017
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Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North
I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!
by Hawksinger November 1, 2019
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Minnesota Mild Off

It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.
"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."

And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.
by Marshall_Eriksen December 14, 2020
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Minnesota Median

A long snow pile that forms in the middle of a wide town road after it's plowed. The snow pile is often not traversable without the most hickest of pickup trucks, so it essentially functions as if a median was installed on the road.
I was goin out fer a rip on the old snow cat when I got to main street and saw the plows came through already and formed that Minnesota Median that always shows up around there.

That's when I decided to take my snow cat and jump the Minnesota Median and oh you betcha that was the best thing I've done on rip in a while.
by OlGrandpaGallager October 16, 2021
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