1. When a repulsive man screws someone without lube and scolds them for using profanity when they cry out in pain. May or may not be followed by a dirty sanchez.
2. A politician who stands in the way of any action that could mitigate the gun violence epidemic slaughtering their constituents but has plenty of time and energy to rant about how it's a frightening "sign of the times" that people who haven't sold their souls use profanity when talking about it.
2. A politician who stands in the way of any action that could mitigate the gun violence epidemic slaughtering their constituents but has plenty of time and energy to rant about how it's a frightening "sign of the times" that people who haven't sold their souls use profanity when talking about it.
When an emotional survivor whose friends were literally just gunned down expressed anger that many politicians keep offering nothing but "thoughts and prayers", Senator Rubio took to Twitter to express his outrage. Because he's a Nasty Marco, he was upset at the survivor using the word "fuck" on tv rather than the callous inhumanity she described.
by UnlikelyDarling July 5, 2018
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She usually talks about stories that nobody is fucking interested in
She has a couple of nicknames including the following: Mrs. Marcoochio & Mrs. Marguccio
She usually talks about stories that nobody is fucking interested in
She has a couple of nicknames including the following: Mrs. Marcoochio & Mrs. Marguccio
Mrs. Marcoochio: be quiet for 10 minutes and read! No movements even I won’t speak to you kids.
3 minutes later...
Mrs Marcoochio: Hey guys I’m gonna tell you this irrelevant story about my family!
3 minutes later...
Mrs Marcoochio: Hey guys I’m gonna tell you this irrelevant story about my family!
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The original is a name of a person living in america, but can also be used as a term for rude people. The "Daniellus Marcous" is a wild side de-evolution of the modern homosapian that has ears that can spread up to four feet apart. It sleeps, and does things just like a human, though very different in terms of psychology. The Daniel Marcus is also known for measuring their sleep with a ruler as well as hissing when frightened or when it feels pressured.
p1: "Hey have you heard about daniel marcus?"
p1: "he studies for cancer tests!"
EX 2:
(insert man being rude)
p1: "dude, i hate that guy"
p2: "yeah, he's acting like daniel marcus."
p1: "he studies for cancer tests!"
EX 2:
(insert man being rude)
p1: "dude, i hate that guy"
p2: "yeah, he's acting like daniel marcus."
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Get the Daniel Marcus mug.On 16th of March, is international "call Marcus wet day". On this day, you are legally required to call any person called Marcus "wet" or "a wetty". People named Zak thrive on this day, and treat it as a second birthday for them. The following exchange is an example of the rituals that take place on this day:
Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"
Marcus: What did you call me?
Person 1: A wetty
Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum
Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"
Marcus: What did you call me?
Person 1: A wetty
Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum
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Get the Marcus the black man mug.A man who smiles a lot and seems happy, but if you look in his eyes and below his good looks you see how broken he is and how well he is at hiding it. He is an emotionally strong man who has probably been through a lot but he keeps his smile and he keeps supporting those closest to him no matter what happens to him he puts others first and always cares and tries to help simply because if he can help, then why shouldn't he help?
Marcus is a hero and I'm proud to know him, he has helped me out so much when my family fell apart and he never stopped smiling or gave up on helping me
by MLRH April 16, 2011
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Guy #1: "Did you see Marcus Mumford playing with Laura Marling the other night?"
Guy #2: "Man, he was awesome! He was playing like 4 different instruments at once!"
Guy #2: "Man, he was awesome! He was playing like 4 different instruments at once!"
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