In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
Get the LIFEmug. Its an illusion. Life means nothing to some, and everything to others. War is an illusion. Peace is an illusion, even love is. Emotions a illusion. These are all words made up to explain the unexplainable to all of us. Life, its not real. For all we know, we could be in a simulation, with no past memories, it could be a test to see if we are worthy of the world we are really in. There are some things we cannot explain, like life. People just want to believe that we are here for a purpose, not just to die. One thing thats not an illusion, is hope. Everyone hopes for something, whether its that someone dies, or that a loved one will survive through a coma. Hope is the only non-illusion.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
Get the Lifemug. by Unknowntactics October 15, 2014
Get the lifemug. "Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - The Dread Pirate Roberts (the princess bride)
by Lilbrewdog December 17, 2010
Get the Lifemug. by Katnipp June 4, 2014
Get the Lifemug. by Bag-o-dicks February 9, 2017
Get the Lifemug. A pain in the ass is called life.
by The Funnyone February 21, 2020
Get the Lifemug.