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Kyle

Kyle is the most popular person you’ve ever met. But he’s definitely not the kindest. Kyle is the kind of guy who plays sports in his free time. And plays around with his jack ass friends. Kyle always has special treatment from people. Team members, friends, teachers, etc. Kyle is a charmer. Kyle is loved but also hated. Kyle has been claimed to have “an infectious smile.” But really his neck is just bigger than his head. Kyle is friends with all the thots in the school and will lead you on to get what he wants.
Dylan: Yo, Kyle.

Kyle: What’s up, stupid?
-They throw invisible basketballs at each other-
Me: Assholes
by Sndklenrm July 31, 2019
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Kyle

A person who chugs Monster Energy Punches holes in dry wall and rides his motorcycle the school every day
My friend Kyle puncher holds in dry wall
by Why why why! November 20, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is the gayest person you'll meet. He'll usually have a friend named Scott, and they'll be the best gay couple ever. Kyle will suck his dick 24/7 and they won't complain. They are not afraid to show it to the public after a while of hiding the relationship.
Kyle your so fricking gay. Go suck off Scott.
by UDUMFUC May 12, 2021
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Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:
Person 1: do you know Kyle
Person 2: yea his the animeseuxal one that doesnt ever sleep
by Lucqky August 18, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle is a guy that is very funny, but is either gay or gay in denial and very punchable... but with love.
"Kyle are you gay?"
"...NO!"
(He's lying)
by urbandick113 October 11, 2022
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Kyle

You're friend with 40 Mountain Dews and just punched you in the d*ck.
by Dr. Roaster October 18, 2019
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Kyle

hey you see kyle over there.. stay away from him. He’s the meanest person you’ll meet.
by ihateyoukyle June 12, 2020
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