Juggalo Tuggalo

When a Juggalo feels horny and there are no Juggalettes around, his Juggalo homie will give him a handjob or sometimes a blowjob. The recipient will then return the favor.

A longstanding custom amongst all Juggalos, whether they identify themselves as gay or straight.

The Juggalo Tuggalo signifies that a Juggalo is never alone. Being a Juggalo isn't about being gay. It's a lifestyle where the Dark Carnival means everything and you'll rep for your homies no matter what. So fuck the h8rz!
My wicked juggalo homie was at my house chillin and he popped a woody so I gave him the old juggalo tuggalo and then he sucked me off. MMFCL
by Juggalo Ninja 69 February 05, 2010
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Juggalo Homies

A bunch of weak, mentally challenged wiggers. They form a support group for one another, enabling them to survive in a world where they are inferior to average people in almost every way.

Juggalo Homies typically speak a form of Pidgin which is a mixture of English (at a kindergarten reading level), and Ebonics at a similar skill level.

They claim to be free of prejudice, but are too lame to be acceptable to any ethnicity other than redneck trailer trash, so Black, Asian, or Hispanic juggalos are almost unknown.
Despite all their lameness and hypocrisy, Juggalos have done one indisputably great thing to for the gay community. By pushing lameness to new heights, Juggalo Homies have redefined the word "faggot." Homosexuals can now live their lives free from this terrible label (unless they also happen to be faggot-ass juggalos).
by I See Pee January 22, 2010
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juggalo trap

n. Baiting a bear trap with Faygo soda and greasepaint in order to catch and kill juggalos. This is legal because juggalos aren't actual human beings, so it's OK to kill or injure them.
Oh, Sam's Club has a sale on Faygo. I can go set some more juggalo traps.
by SkidMarkyMark January 02, 2007
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juggalo hater

An intelligent, productive member of society. Hating juggalos and juggalettes who constantly mooch off of the community but do nothing for us, is a major part of the juggalo hater's life.
Juggalo: "yo. word to yo mutha. mmfcl!"
Juggalo hater: "eat lead you piece of shit!"
by JuggaloH8R December 30, 2009
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beach juggalo

Dude the fairgrounds were overrun with Beach Juggalos Saturday night. Sublime was headlining the summer fest!
by Feelnfly June 30, 2019
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juggalo family

The "family" is a cult which promotes worship of the psychopathic record label and devotion of one's life to their specific purpose (profits for the record label).
Members practice certain rituals (family gatherings) or follow a set of principle rules set down through the raps and lyrics of ICP, Dark Lotus and other psychopathic label "artists".
They “the Juggalos” believe its way is the only correct way to live life so that, according to Insane Clown Posse, the Wraith will send all the good juggalos to the Juggalo Heaven -- Shangri- La… "Free money, and mad bitches nonstop".
from Juggalo Family By Insane Clown Posse

...Running with the hatchet straight out the Lotus Pod
Always got your back till the end screaming juggalos
Dark lotus, psychopathic that's the way you go...

Say what you will of me
I'll always have juggalo family!
Mass murder makes me happy!
Dead bodies make me happy!
Say what you will of me
I'll always have juggalo family!

... And I hate everyone, and I hate everything
Except for all the juggalos and the love that they bring!

… finally realized we will always have the juggalos
I'll never give another second, to them other hoes!

by J Strapper August 31, 2008
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Juggalo Princess

Th act of fingering a girl while she is on her period and then using the blood to draw a clown face on her. Similar to the members of ICP.
Marissa is such a horny slut, she let a guy give her a Juggalo Princess just so she could get off.
by Lonely Sock December 11, 2011
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