Puddle-Pumper

A Male that Buys or sells but does not use methamphetamine to trade to multiple puddles sluts for sexual favors to get more bang for his buck

Nah that Puddle-Pumper just grabbed a phat sack and too off to skip rocks on these puddle sluts

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025

Puddle of Slut

Someone, typically female who gets riddin' hardcore (during sex) who is then put away like a F-Doll.

Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.

"She was my obedient, submissive, Puddle of Slut once I was done taking what's Mine."

by Jennifur106 December 8, 2023

Alabama Family Mud Puddle

the typical shape of an incestuous family tree

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.

by SovietKGB November 25, 2017

Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017

fear puddle

When a woman has had far too much stimulation good or bad and loses all control resulting in a puddle on the floor.

Remember when we ran out of wet floor signs because of Christie's never ending fear puddle when the Hillsborough High football team came through?

by yer shirt January 11, 2018

Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019

snow puddle

A Pothole filled with snow

Hey Jim! You see that giant snow puddle back there?

by Nern May 17, 2018