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Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.
"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"
by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021
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I want your “soul”

“ yoo bro i want your “soul” ”

“ bet *wipes out dick*
by _gangmebers21336 October 6, 2022
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I want me to not do that

Oh, yeah, no. I can tell. The only problem is...
Hym "I want me to not do that. I want me to be not here. But, unfortunately (for the both of us), there are only 2 ways that's going to happen."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2025
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"I Am free To Strike Anyone I Want Until I am deceased And If Someone Mentions ANything To Me, I Will Kill Them.
"I Am free To Strike Anyone I Want Until I am deceased And If Someone Mentions ANything To Me, I Will Kill Them.
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 5, 2025
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