when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party
by Sexydimma April 28, 2015

the hippo song is a sound during any sexual activity, but sounds like a hippo being violently slaughtered.
by GIANT(in my pants?) October 9, 2008

*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*
Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo
Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo
by OfficialJayJames November 16, 2018

by Spicy hippo24 December 10, 2020

The fucking black air force ruler of the world
These fuckers can't swim and instead run on the lakes floor because why the fuck not
These fuckers can't swim and instead run on the lakes floor because why the fuck not
is that a fat horse
no IT's a fuck 4.000 pound tank animal that is bullet proof because evolution said lets make a animal that is the meaning behind FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
hippo
no IT's a fuck 4.000 pound tank animal that is bullet proof because evolution said lets make a animal that is the meaning behind FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
hippo
by jycityo February 28, 2023

by Dattboi December 27, 2017
