National Hippo Appreciation Day

Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!

It’s national Hippo appreciation day!

by National Hippo day October 15, 2019

hippo baby

Someone who is either constipated or angry

Hello
Shut up
Someones a hippo baby

by Dumb DJ January 27, 2016

peppermint hippo

oh god j-j-just that one scene oh god

person 1 : hey remember peppermint hippo
person 2 : bitch kys

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

the hippo song

the hippo song is a sound during any sexual activity, but sounds like a hippo being violently slaughtered.

when joe beats off he sings the hippo song, and the neighbors are beggining to complain.

by GIANT(in my pants?) October 9, 2008

pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, especially when you are on a shoe-string budget

by Sexydimma April 28, 2015

hippo

hippo

hippo

by sonbob tripan 924948 May 4, 2022

Fiona the hippo

Fiona the hippo is a Cincinnati celebrity she was prematurely born at the Cincinnati zoo and it’s became a queen to the city and certain news station won’t shut up about her at all

It’s Fiona the hippo birthday see what she’s doing next on WLWT

by Cosmo66777 May 19, 2022