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hipster

So a hipster is 2 young to have the life experience 2 be wise yet is arrogantly morally superior/ judgmental, & absurdly closed-minded to any idea that challenges their dogma. They condemn racism but have never put it to the test by living in a 3rd world country, never even been uncomfortable or w/o tech toys. Choose to be thin but have never known/witnessed actual starvation. Judge/condemn others by body shape, hairstyle, clothing while claiming to be non-conformists. Constantly reduce human beings to 2 dimensional stereotypes, cluster in urban areas to reassure each other of their superiority rather than bravely dispersing to spread their values of unity, creativity, free thought, & racial integration to ACTUALLY change the world. I could go on pointing out the massive bias/ludicrously inaccurate hypocritical statements made here ( hipsters invented distressed jeans? Really? Diamond wash was commercially available in the 70s) but I will just summarize this article by saying it is completely delusional-the opinion of a 58 year old woman who lived in Jamaica 12 years, has Mexican & Jamaican daughters, traveled many countries, known true hunger, sacrificed to help others not just espoused beliefs on the internet to gratify my own ego, & doesn't feel superior to anyoneac, except possibly the moron that wrote this article.
Right after a free-thinking, open-minded hipster lays eyes on someone, they form an opinion based on a few spare facts, and know they are morally superior to someone who does not dress like them.
by Mericke December 26, 2016
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Hipster

The annoying version of a hippie. A hippie does not wear makeup, keeps their hair natural, and eats healthy foods. Hipsters wear those stupid glasses, post quotes, and say they are a hippie or nerdy.
Peasant: OMG! I'm such a hippie. Look at my glasses. Look I can hold up a peace sign! I am such a hipster.
by automaticloveletter April 1, 2015
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hipster

A fake interested in being hip and different rather than interested in fine things themselves, be it philosophy, music or writing. Those (fans, maniacs, writers, people who love music with all of their hearts, etc) were always with us, but they're not externally cool, hip and different enough. A hipster condemns mainstream for being mainstream, not for those cases where mainstream has bad taste. Self-conscious at all times to be hip and cool, they actually look pretentious and vain.
Hipster to you: "A XXXXX band (you've never heard of) is cool, but Fatboy Slim, The Doors or Massive Attack? Too mainstream."
by goofballpenis September 23, 2013
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Hipster

Persons who choose to disobey popular trends and choose to create their own
Person 1: "What is he wearing?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but I think I'm gonna start wearing it."
Person 1: "He is such a hipster."
by The G33k October 3, 2013
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hipster

it's a really obscure definition, you probably haven't heard of it yet...
she's so hipster
by kaytea December 12, 2012
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Hipster

HIPSTERS WHO ARE 12-18 YEARS OLD:

girls-
Wear flower crowns, high low skirts, and those giant circle glasses. Call everything 'mainstream', have likely built homes inside their nearest Starbucks, and listen to bands that nobody knows. Are smart and pretty. Say "Can U Not" in every fucking sentence. They think they are better than you.

boys-
If you find a male hipster from 12-18, he's probably gay.

HIPSTERS WHO ARE 30+ YEARS OLD:

girls-
Do not shave their armpits. That is all.

boys-
Smoke. ALOT. drink coffee. wear glasses. their jeans are tighter than a toddler's belt. have curly hair and the hottest green eyes. look at least 7 years younger. have at least 3 tattoos.
Girl (12-18) ; Pumpkin Spice Lattes > you. OMF REGAN CAN U NOT! I'm so hipster. HASHTAG HIPSTER!
Boy (12-18) ; Just let into the music.

Girl (30+) ; RAUUUUUUGHHHHH *FARTS*

Boy (30+) ; Damn man, that was fuckin deep.
by colored.dream October 30, 2013
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Hipster

Young, white, mostly middle-class transplants into trendy areas of major cities. They enjoy indie rock, indie rap and other obscure music that the vast majority of people have never heard of. Tend to have very cynical attitudes when it comes to anything they deem "mainstream" i.e. the vast majority of others. Tend to be extremely un-athletic, pasty, skinny... basically the type of people "normal" people wouldn't fuck on a dare. They drink cheap beer, smoke foreign cigarettes and shop at thrift stores all in their vain attempt to appear as though they are not conforming to societal norms. To put in laymen terms, they were the kids in high school that would not accept the fact that in reality they were usually the ones that had no friends, were to weak and timid to hang out with the jocks, were too goofy looking to get laid and smelled like mothballs.Though some may have deemed them "intelligent" because of their vast array of useless knowledge about music, poetry, film noire and other things that no one else cares about, in all actuality the only people they can carry on a conversation with is one of their own, which is a very small percentage of the population. They also love skinny jeans which are only appropriate for women or teenage boys, not thirty somethings that are balding and or gray.
normal person. "are you a hipster?"

hipster. (befuddled look on face)..."NO!"

normal person. "I only asked because I noticed the two hot chicks next to you that you haven't even noticed because your to busy arguing who was more of a literary icon Kurt Vonnegut or Hunter S. Thompson?" All the while drinking Pabst and smoking some Euro-trash brand of cigarettes at a bar on Saturday night. Instead of trying to fuck said girls, you would rather talk about authors that no one gives a shit about.
by fukoff98 October 18, 2013
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