john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.

Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack

by G. E. A. June 17, 2017

Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"

What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

HAYDEN WOOD

A HAYDEN WOOD is a fat and ugly white person

Person 1: man that dude is ugly and fat and a white dude.

Person2: yeah he must be a HAYDEN WOOD.

by Hwood015 April 6, 2020

Hayden Bartels

red curly hair. real sexy. pulls all the girls at SEB. he is very hot

hayden bartels has unlimited rizz

by thing 5 February 22, 2023

Hayden Posey

A white kid with a Big Cock

That kid Hayden Posey is one redneck motherfucker, but he sure has a big pecker

by FatBeanerFromHachie September 22, 2021

Hayden white

A guy that's not as hot as Blake

Look at that goat, that's a Hayden white

by Blakeman December 11, 2014

kaleigh and hayden

Kaleigh and Hayden is a good combination when needed and can also be very open to each other. But if in a room together they will tear the place apart and destroy the bed

Kaleigh and Hayden together is something else but amazing

by Big win for the boys July 4, 2018