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Stephen Hawking

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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Gawk Hawk

One who exceeds oral sex expectations amongst the masses.
Last night I got topped off by a Gawk Hawk!
by King Tre’ Savage March 24, 2021
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Hole Hawk

When ass hair is so long in the butt crack it looks like a Mohawk
He, she had a great body but a massive hole hawk.

The plumber that worked on my sink had his crack showing and it was birthing a hole hawk.

Stop being such a hole hawk.

Eat my hole hawk.
by Allon Blackman November 19, 2011
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Hardy Hawk

noun. A mohawk made of pubic hair in the pubic region.
I just made myself a Hardy Hawk!
by Marc April 3, 2005
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Hawk Blawked

(Noun/Verb) (Hock - Blocked): The event in which one is prevented from having sex by the unexpected and generally violent arrival of a hawk or other large predatory avian creature.
Bro, I was totally Hawk Blawked last night
by Prof. Vilhelm Veinturnsteist January 25, 2011
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Mouse Hawk

Mouse Hawk- A hawk that devours mice; also known as the mouse owl.

Also a hawk that lives solely on mice.
I just watched a Mouse Hawk feed..It was awesome...
by Brandon Killi November 5, 2005
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clam hawk

A hot lesbian who preys on drunk straight girls
Gosh Jaims, you were such a clam hawk last night at the bar!
by J&GNeed October 16, 2013
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