Griffins are funny, hot, and strong. Griffin also has a HUGE dick and can do cool tricks with his tongue. Everybody likes Griffin and you will probably want to keep him around.
Griffin is so very hot
by Bugmanfried6392 December 19, 2021
Get the Griffinmug. by Slxpey January 18, 2022
Get the Jimmy Griffinmug. a real piece of shit. If you have the unlucky encounter with a griffin do yourself a favor and commit sepukku. Griffin is an all around horrible guy and is constantly mean to everyone surrounding him.
me: This guy I met at cmc has a real pee pee poo poo kind of vibe about him...
buddy: oh it must have been Griffin in room 362
buddy: oh it must have been Griffin in room 362
by Very Big Iron April 21, 2019
Get the Griffinmug. A nasty, bad breath, abusive, leaching, wife-beating piece of trash from Brampton Ontario, living in Hamilton Ontario, with anger issues that thinks he's God's gift to women, when in reality he's just an angry little man that abuses his kids and any woman he gets close to.
I heard Jason pulled a Neil Griffin on that bit, he made her think he was in love with her but just gave her chlamydia and punched her in the face
by TrashDash April 29, 2022
Get the Neil Griffinmug. by wzrd101 June 10, 2025
Get the peter griffin x lainmug. A January Griffin is A cute funny guy with Dave Franco eyebrows. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. After a conversation with him you won't be able to get your mind off him, and every time he calls or texts you, your heart will fill up with joy and excitement. He is someone you don't need to impress because he thinks your beautiful just the way you are. It doesn't matter if you're a depressing/suicidal person who needs therapy, he loves you. It doesn't matter if you think your fat. It doesn't matter if you think you're ugly. It doesn't matter if you think your no good. he sees past all imperfections. Around griffin, I can be me, and I don't care how I look, because he's the only guy I've ever liked and I feel like I don't need to try and be pretty for him to like me. Also, he may act very gay and wear pink toucan shirts, but don't worry he's straight. Just try and stay away from his friends. If you get a griffin in your life, don't screw it up.
Guy 1: Who is that? Whats with his shirt?
Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.
Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.
by myemoliferightnow August 23, 2018
Get the January Griffinmug. by fradern June 26, 2021
Get the Griffin's theorymug.