smoky mountain giraffe

A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs

That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe

by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023

Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports

Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.

by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025

All my giraffes are out of town

I don't have energy/capacity for that. Particularly with reference to low executive functioning that can occur in autistic/ADHD folk when over stimulated or in burnout - or, as good preventative practice to ward off burnout. Inspired by/another take on spoon theory.

"I didn't make it to my family gathering, all my giraffes are out of town"
"Sorry I haven't gotten back to you on that all week, all my giraffes have been out of town"
"I'm a bit low on giraffes at the moment, could you come round and Body-Double me while I do my laundry?"

by What the ladybird heard April 4, 2026

Turned out to be a giraffe

When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is

- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all

by mithyard June 24, 2021

To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025