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Gusset Guitar 

The shifting aside of a ladies underwear to allow for easier access to delicate underparts...
A: How was your date with that hottie last night?
B: Not bad, got a bit of gusset guitar action.
A: Well done sir!
Gusset Guitar by HairierThanYou April 11, 2011
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Super sexy and loving person and she will always be the cutest person in the room.

She also really like dogs 🐕

She wants to find the love of her life and when she found it she we never let him go ❤️
Omg I love Gitali”
Gitali by Heisveofbel June 2, 2021

Ultimate-Guitar 

AKA UG; The Pit; Russian-servers-are-located-here!; Kensai's Dungeon; Hell; HEEEEEEY!!

A community that will overtake 4Chan one day. Needless to say, UG is a pretty awesome website. It's filled with video lessons, tablature, reviews and Guitar Pro files that will teach you how to be an aspiring guitarist, probably better than douchebags like Lil Wayne UG has also installed widgets for members so if you check them out, they are so rad (wow, I sound like a chav)

UG is also popular for one thing: The Pit, where all 14-year olds, who are regular fappers and have no life at all (I just kid..) The Pit is seriously weird but you'll seem to like every user that you'll see, unless you're a girl. It is filled with every meme possible and ridiculous news. If you're addicted to the Pit, you're called a Pit Monkey - idk wtf that means.
BOY 1: Dude, wtf should we do now?
BOY 2: Idk...
BOY 1: How about fapping?
BOY 2: No, let's visit Ultimate-Guitar.com
BOY 1: You're no f*cking guitarist
BOY 2: =D
Ultimate-Guitar by gavz_verdikt August 7, 2009

guitar hero 

A game series on ps2, xbox, and other marketing scheme video game consoles.

In this game, you have to play great guitar songs, covered by the game company, which completely butchers it.

A game for tambourine playing bitches, nerds, and 8 year olds, to make them feel better about themselves, although they do not know what music is.
Ex 1:

(Nerd goes to a local guitar center)

Nerd: Can I see that guitar right there??

Guitar Center Employee: The bass??

Nerd: No, the guitar.

Guitar Center Employee: I see you love Guitar hero, huh?

Ex 2:

(Nerd goes to a local guitar center)

Nerd: Can I see that guitar right there??

(Guitar Center Employee hands the nerd the guitar)

Nerd: ... Wheres the buttons??

(Guitar Center Employee shoots the Nerd)
guitar hero by voorheez January 16, 2008

Guitar Hero Whore 

Someone who, when asked for their favorite band, mentions pretty much only the bands from the guitar hero series. Usually done by people who aren't music savvy when attempting to sound cool.
Me: What are your favorite bands?
Some kid: Oh I love the Scorpions and Ozzy Osbourne and Kiss.
Me: Guitar Hero Whore.
This is an instument that has strings. Not just six. There can be a lot. The most ive ever seen was twelve. If played right, it can be used to controlle peoples emotions.If playe wrong, it can attract preps who love jocks.
Example 1.
guy 1. I play the blues. * proceeds to play blues*
guy 2. This is so depressing. * lays down to die*

Example 2.
ass 1. I can play five chords on my flea market guitar and vaguely sing about a girl/guy named you.
Big group of girls. OMG ROFL HE IS SOOOO FUCKING SENSITIVE LOLZ LETS ADMIRE HIM!!!
Guitar by rottinghead June 20, 2009