Jurgen klopp memorial day

the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool

"Oh bro its the 26th again, its the jurgen klopp memorial day, when he left 5 years ago"

by billyboiii101 January 27, 2024

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Memory of a rock

Memory of a rock is a phrase that you say when somebody’s memory is straight up trash.

“You dumb as hell, you got a memory of a rock sometimes

by anonymous April 3, 2023

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Big Memory Bank

someone who has the biggest fucking forehead in the cosmos

“i’ve been learning a lot of trigonometry in college recently”
“i can see that from your Big Memory Bank”

by Fregliegh March 25, 2022

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The process one undertakes when taking a dump whilst on the toilet. The term has come increasingly into use with the advent of social networking sites that can result in some people spending hours, or even days, just dumping physical memory with little need to leave the room. If you try this it is recommended that you bring some water and some sandwiches with you to avoid thirst or starvation.

John: Who's in the toilet?! I've been waiting ages!
Jack: One sec...
Cindy: I'd give up John, he's on his laptop and crapping at the same time.
John: Ohhh, I understand now, I didn't know he was dumping physical memory.

by dpmdpmdpmo February 21, 2011

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Beer memory

A recollection of a childhood memory after having a bit to drink.

When an old song comes on and you randomly remember all the lyrics. You have just had a beer memory.
The topic of conversation makes you think of a long lost experience from the past.
You have just had a beer memory.

by Yaya gypsy July 22, 2010

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Memori

memori is the most unique person u will meet. One u wish u had but cant get. Memori well be straight up with u, if u musty she will get on yo ass. But she is nice dont take her to serious but learn from what she said. she cab be playful so have fun if she around cause man she makes yo day better than what itll it ever be. Alot of people want to be around but memori has a tight circle. But somehwat social.

dave: is that memori

Kye: yep. and damn she is fine

by someoneiwishiknew November 21, 2021

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