A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.
"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."
"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
by flashwildecard September 9, 2014

by H4XOR13 November 17, 2022

by Relyfiend March 16, 2017

by Honey~T August 11, 2024

"Doom fog tastes like shit, but waking up to ram your forehead into your roommate's butt cheeks is worse."
by Splatterblisters November 21, 2016

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by - ..- .-. -. / .- .-. --- ..- July 11, 2024

Fine particles of productivity suspended in the lower atmosphere. Arrises from the diligent application of labour upon larger macro-units of productivity. Differs from smog in being more upbeat and inspirational as well as less of a Debbie Downer.
Thanks to the myriad of factories working diligently within the vicinity , the school children of Beijing were ever blanketed in a thick, insulating productivity fog whilst at play.
by CrinosRome October 21, 2013
