friendship

friendships are fucking dumb.

it’s full of drama and hurt feelings.
they never last.
it’s better to be alone

x: hey, wanna have a friendship? i’ll only be here for u 25% of the time and when u need to talk, count me out
e: well fuck

by emisokay August 31, 2020

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Something that a C2 uses to get granola bars. In other words, friendship is a hoax, created by all the C2s in the world.

C2: I have accepted your request for my friendship.

Person 1: cool.

C2: So... Where are the granola bars?

Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

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Friendship used to mean being friends with someone. But nowadays it's something that C2s use to get granola bars.

In an attempt to get more granola bars, the C2 uses friendship to attract new victims. - The official C2 documentary

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

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Two failed therapy sessions meeting each other.

Friend 1: we’v been friends so long,I’v forgotten who’s the bad influence.
Friend 2: Friendship is wonderful!!!❤️❤️❤️

by Purple11star December 23, 2022

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friendship is when you have full SUPPORT from a friend. friendship is NOT bitching about them behind their back. it is defiantly NOT telling your "friends" that their problems are fake and spreading rumours about them. a friend never creates a diversion so they look better, but honey your new best friend has no friends not even you. go home bum fudge.

friendship is not this :

debby : can you stop being so childish?
mofo : can you?
debby : childish? *sarcasm*
mofo : you know what annoyed me yesterday? when you said i was crying for attention, but what do you do when you walk away with your nails in your arm?!
debby : i do that so i dont do things like this *insert punch here but its missed*
(debby is the nice one)

by urmumiscoolsoyeah October 12, 2018

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