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Kentucky Flute Destroyer

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.
My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes
by aoitodo08373 June 4, 2025
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Fiji flute

When you poke holes in your dick and have someone else else blow that shit like a flute
I was bored in class so my friend gave me a Fiji flute
by Prada21 December 9, 2024
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Calab's flute

A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.
"I swear the lights flickered when she said that: Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."

"Wow bro, you're playing Calab's flute like a pro"
by Calabo May 7, 2025
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Flute

A pipe you smoke dope (meth) out of also known as an oil burner
"Yo can I borrow your flute?"
"Be careful not to drop the flute, it's still hot"
" I hate smoking out a bulb bro, you dont have a flute i can fill up real quick ill leave you a hit"
by Kink slong dong January 4, 2021
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twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game
Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.
by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025
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fud flute

Term used to describe item used in the most modern of annoying pastimes
Can you ‘smoke’ that fud flute elsewhere? I’d rather not be ingulfed in tropical vapour
by Big aldo March 5, 2020
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