Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

by Much ado December 2, 2016

feel the welcome

Homosexual Code phrase used by the initiator for welcoming a partner in through the “Back Door”, in a missionary position. At climax, the “giving” partner is covered in “happiness” from the receiver.

Are you ready to “feel the welcome”?

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: He made me feel welcomed, I’ll definitely visit again.

“Feel the Welcome”, fill my A*%!...

by ExperiencedInLife October 8, 2019

residual feelings

Residual feelings are feelings that remaine after a relationship that has ended over the course of some period of time. Often covered up with a lie of boredom when caught looking at an ex partners facebook page or instagram.

No I swear there are no residual feelings. I just asked if we might've worked out for the sake of closure. Of course I love you.

by ~Carpe Diem~ June 28, 2017

ho feelings

Resembling feminine characteristics and actions by a male. Female emotions demonstrated by a man.

He broke up with his girl cheating now he's having ho feelings.

by Before4 May 1, 2018

dry feelings

No emotion. No feelings.

I have dry feelings for her...

by Crysiee_ July 26, 2016

cop feels

To feel and touch. to rub on in an sexual way.

I really wantd to "cop feels" with you.

by tgbyvjMKIAU December 22, 2008

puffy feelings

A feeling that you can't put into words or can't express properly so they just float in your mind and make you feel puffy.
Usually can be aggressive for no particular reason or a weird, out-of-place feeling.

Person 1: Hey are they okay?
Person 2: Yeah, they're just experiencing puffy feelings again.
Person 1: Ohh.. We should leave them alone for now then

by CyberZero May 1, 2022