Polscher’s disease

When your dick grows on your hip and your balls are on your feet. Also your toes are inverted.

Jesus Michael, I didn’t know you had polscher’s disease. Let me jerk your hip off and fondle your inverted feet.

by JP’s krip February 13, 2021

Vona disease

Vona Disease is a non fatal disease. It is quite common in teenage girls, however, they are not aware of this.

This disease is where girls get flustered (ladyboner ) over hot celebrity guys who are way out of their league.
Vona disease symptoms:
Smiling too much at her phone,
Getting over heated,
Following a large amount of hot male celebrities.

I repeat Vona disease is non fatal disease, but it is an addiction that will course obsession over extremely attractive men.

It is up to us to spread the word of this disease!

This disease is founded by Serena Vona.

A large amount of teenage girls have Vona disease.

by Spooderman August 31, 2019

Aussie Disease

Is a disease that makes you always addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. It makes you always wear thongs (flip-flops), It makes you love meat pies and sausage rolls, and makes you use Australian slang and makes you swear a lot.

Steve: "Fuck, Shit, Bitch!!"
Bob: "Whoa mate, you got Aussie Disease"

by Bman111 April 18, 2017

Deutsch Disease

A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.

-Yo, I’m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.

by Cactus657 March 14, 2023

Spongebob Disease

It is a very very funny and dangerous disease this disease makes you into spongebob! IF YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB YOU GET SPONGEBOB DISEASE!!!!! so dont make your children watch spongebob for a long time or else it will happen and your child will turn into spongebob there is no cure and its not coming back and if you survive it it will be 1% chance to hard very very scary and if you survived there will be some side effects you will be yellow forever and you are more thirty than before because you became a sea sponge human but yea dont watch spongebob.

Example
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!

by ChildEater6964202121 March 1, 2023

Baritone's Disease

A mental illness causing all baritone players to constantly act stupid and make corny puns.

While Lauren only has a mild case, David clearly has serious Baritone's Disease.

by BaritoneQueen October 5, 2016

leigh disease

a disease commonly caught by having sexual realtions with one by the name of tera.

dude i fucked tera and have leigh disease.

by nilsson February 18, 2008