Detroit Red Wings

Ten Time Stanley Cup Champion:

1936-37
1943
1950
1952
1954-55
1997-98
2002

A team that is well known for the " feast or famine " persona.

Has lost to the Western Conference Champion three times in a row:

Anaheim Mighty Ducks, 2003, Calgary Flames, 2004, Edmonton Oilers, 2006
All three times before reaching the 3rd Round.

The Red Wings have gone on to win the Stanley Cup every time since 1997 after reaching the Conference Finals.

Always a great Stanley Cup Contender.

" Go Wings Go! "

" The Detroit Red Wings are going to kill Colorado "

by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006

Detroit Oil Slick

When a girl poops on your dick during anal sex, so you pull out and wipe it down her legs, leaving a stripe of lube and fecal matter. That is the oil slick.

Arin pooped on my dick so I pulled out and gave her a Detroit oil slick all down her legs

by Tourette's Guy November 24, 2015

Detroit Golden Glove

When a guy is fisting a girl and jerking off with the same hand simultaneously.

So I was giving my girlfriend the Detroit Golden Glove the other night and my watch wrapped around my balls.

by DedBunny January 9, 2020

Detroit Discount Store

A term for a situation that, once being involved, has no positive outcome. Rooted in the idea that once you walk into a Detroit discount store there's no hope of leaving without something negative going down.

Dude, if you go out with that psycho chick you walking right into a Detroit Discount Store.

by Herfinangle June 1, 2007

Detroit Free Press

When you are about to engage in sexual relations with a obese african american and you press her fat rolls together and begin penetrating the crease of the rolls like it were an anus or vagina....etc

Hey man I had This big girl last night man she was a freak, I ran the Detroit Free Press on her ass.

by green2009 May 4, 2011

Detroit Red Wings

the best team to ever play any sport. i cant remember the last time they missed the playoffs. they are better than any other 2 teams put together

The Detroit Red Wings are 10 times better then your favorite team

by go wingsssssssssssssssssssssss July 22, 2009

detroit top hat

To defecate upon the hair or scalp upon another willing or unwilling participant.

I thought being tied up would be fun, but then she gave me a Detroit top hat! It got in my eyes!

by Jcock52 August 15, 2016