December 20

National Hit your head on a wall day

Joe: What day is it ?
Bob: it’s December 20

Bob: Which mean we have to hit our heads on the wall

Teacher: What are you boys doing seat down

Joe:It’s national hit your head on a wall day
Teacher: Ohhh
Teacher: Everyone hit your head on the wall
Class: YEAH

by Hi it’s me y December 10, 2019

December 24

The birthday of the incredible Louis Tomlinson.

“Who’s birthday is it on December 24?”

“Louis Tomlinson, duh”

by thisismxdx October 24, 2020

December 27

It’s MY birthday not stupid Hailie’s birthday. You’re not allowed to go to my birthday party, Hailie, fuck you.

December 27 is NOT Hailie’s birthday. I hate Hailie

by boban Shmoban October 15, 2019

We Deceive You Believe

Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.

Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.

by jesster79 January 17, 2006

december 9

national hug your bf/gf day

Sophia: *hugs bf*

Frankie: what was that for?
Sophia: its december 9!

by Wasbiii December 5, 2019

december 12

Kiss a kitty on the forehead day

Matt Damon: "Hey Ben Affleck, it's December 12th!"

Ben Affleck: You're right! Let me go down to Petsmart and give a kitty a smooch right on the forehead :)"

by ahoyspongeboy October 16, 2019

No Nut December

Some people who failed the No Nut November challenge created an alternate challenge. All rules are precisely the same although it lasts for the 31 days of December as opposed to the 30 days of November. You must not bust a nut all month. There is rarely any direct reward for successfully completing the challenge although when you finally do allow yourself to wank on 1 January you will find the climax is significantly better and longer than that of someone who wanks daily.

Some guy "Shit fam that thicc ass is why I failed No Nut November"
Other guy "It's okay fam just do No Nut December innit"
Some guy "Ayy shit yeah blud good idea. Is that what you're doing?"
Other guy "Nope. I'm doing destroy dick december."
*some guy backs away slowly*

by CaptainDonaldDick December 1, 2017