David

Under-appreciated and taken advantage of during coachella weekend. He will take the initiative but it goes unnoticed or unappreciated. He will have the master bedroom, make no mistake of this.

David booked that sweet ass house for coachella, but everyone is still whining.

by dr. oz face February 5, 2010

David

To miss things that are right in front of YOU! Like are u blind?!?!?!

OMFG!!! watta david!!

by ________ loves David! February 26, 2009

David

A scumbag asshole who pretends to care about you. He’s hot and easy to fall in love/become friends with. However, he toys with your emotions and lies about ever caring for or loving you. He knows it when you love/like him, but takes that as an advantage to use you to fill his sexual desires. He gets angry when you don’t comply to his requests, even if you explain multiple reasons as to why you feel uncomfortable with them. He always blames everything on you, so don’t even try to negotiate with him. He also flirts with other people even if in a relationship. He turns his back on his friends and talks trash about them if one small thing goes wrong. He excuses his attempts in violating you using stupid one-liners like “testosterone” and often peer pressures you. His exterior is kind and sweet, but he’s really a jerk.

Girl 1: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT GUY JUST NOW?!
Girl 2: YESSS. HE’S SO HOT AND SEEMS LIKE SUCH A GOOD BOYFRIEND!!
Girl 3: Don’t waste your breath, ladies. That guy is a TOTAL David. He’ll get bored of you in seconds and go off to replace you with a tramp later.

by saltytrash July 28, 2019

david

that one kid in class that is smart but acts retarded

damn david is such a smart retard he is also smart because he was smart enough to escape the special ed class

by big boi chandler May 25, 2019

David

A man who enjoys downvoting others who post hilarious amazing things in group message conversations.

D - downvotes
A - all
V - very
I - interesting
D - discourse

Person 1 - Oh no! David downvoted me again.
Person 2 - He can't help the way he is. He is a David.

by 69WiseGuy69 August 12, 2019

David

David is a Faggot

That guy is such a fucking David

by Seany.boyyyyy May 22, 2018

David

An autistic 13 year old who plays with toy cars.

Yo david watch out, It’s almost bed time!

by I didn’t ask nig July 17, 2020